Cali

Just your average late blooming transwoman next door. An experienced housewife working on a promotion to trophy wife. I'm into strawberry margaritas, chicken wings, billiards, dancing, kissing, and cuddling. I'm hoping to marry Derek Jeter one day. I make way more jokes than the average person, occasionally they're funny. I enjoy watching pro wrestling and old Mike Tyson fights. I love random conversations. My favorite punctuation is the comma, and I pretty much HAVE to do something with my mouth at all times 😜 I'm constructing your southern dream girl 🤠 Wanna cum along for the ride? 🦄